A few posts ago, I mentioned how i drunkenly picked up "cute black chick" at an impromptu party thrown at my place. It was all well and good, so the next morning she reminds me her name (which i almost immediately forget again) and gives me her number. Now it might have been the extreme dehydration, fatigue, or the thought of cleaning up the bloody (literally) mess she made, but i couldn't remember for the life of me how she looked and if she was a nice girl or not.
So i figure I'd do this girl a favor and get together for some dinner so she could tell me something about herself.
1: She arrived late (though, she said it was unintentional).
2: Although it was obvious she tried hard, she didn't really have a lot of interesting shit to say.
As i sat there eating my dragon roll, a thought rolled into my head "congratulations girl, you are now officially my fuck buddy, even though you may not know it, I am never paying for you ever again:-)"
That weekend, she came over, we went to see "Balls of Fury" (she paid for herself, good girl), and all throughout i was really disappointed n the way she was dressed - she had a body that demanded tight outfits, but she was wearing goth shit and a baggy skirt, which made her look terrible, considering she was short - i invited her to come over to my place afterwards.
"I have my period, i cant have sex"
"Thats a shame, i was gonna bring you great pleasure with my mouth and then my cock"
"Well, i can do a few things with my mouth;-)"
She proceeded to suck my dick, looking up every so often as if searching for a sign of approval. I'll be honest, she wasn't doing a very good job. Noob.
So i figure i should try to get rid of her somehow, and i proceeded to say and do shit that i thought would freak most girls out.
I farted during the blowjob, she giggled, said "oooo", and kept sucking.
I said that in the future, i wold like to put my dick in her ass. She said it sounded like fun.
And then i told her - "You know what the biggest turnoff is for a girl? Heterosexuality. I love group sex. Talk to some cute friends of yours, have them join". And once again, she agreed. "Wait a minute, I can have a 4 way:-D", I was in a good mood. I think I'll keep spending zero on this girl an occasionally giving her the best sex of her life till this 4 way can happen. To get her in the mood for experimental sex, I'm probably gonna try some tantric shit next time i see her
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