The Setup
It all started out as a semi innocent Friday evening - I had just come home from work, walked and fed my dogs, and was kicking back on the couch watching TV. The plan for the evening was twofold - go out to the local bar, party and get hammered in honor of my good friend Big John leaving, and to gather the Soul Calibur players at my place afterwards to play some SC3 against the visiting ShadowG from Atlanta. It was going to be a fun night for sure. But no one knew that the night would take a much different turn later on.
People started gathering at my place. We shared a few drinks here and there, until it was about 8:30 and we'd figure we would start heading to the bar. The reason for getting there so early was that a week before, Big John promised he would drink 25 Guiness beers by the end of the night - some people from the crew wanted to see that, others like me, wanted to prevent that.
So the bar trip went on and on and on. I was drunk to the point that i was asking my friend Tidus to slap me across the chest Ric Flair style while screaming "Wooooo". We were doing shots, playing pong, and generally having an all around good time.
Then ShadowG got dropped off by his friend at the bar, we realized that it was a little weird for a man with travel luggage to be hanging out at a bar, so at around midnight (not sure though), we all headed back to my place.
Here i think we all were content with drinking some beers, playing some video games and eating some food.
But around that time my friend Maxx arrived, with a few other people in tow. Two of them were dudes i didnt know (but i was too drunk to remember who they were or even their names), two of them were girls, and one of them was Blood Red.
Blood Red is a Tekken player from NYC, renown on the scene for a Lei thats almost as stylish as he was. If my memory serves me right, he was wearing a suit and was being as cool, smooth and vocal as ever, it was good to see him.
Of the girls that Maxx brought, i knew only one of them, lets call her "Mama", cause she was a 19 year old mother (and from what i heard, not a very good one), and very very hood. I had mistakenly hit on her once, after ingesting massive amounts of beer, but my friends were there to make sure that didn't happen again.
The other girl was this cute short black chick. We'll refer to her as "cute short black chick" because honestly, i didn't find out her name until the next day.
We were all eating late night snacks when i sat down next to "cute short black chick".
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Next thing i know I'm fucking her in my parents bedroom. Either she was a sex noob or she was on the rag, but before i knew it, there were random blood spots everywhere.
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I wake up, completely dehydrated, thinking "did i have sex last night? Could i manage to get it up after all that booze?". I looked around, saw a used condom, random blood spots, and "cute black girl" laying next to me. "Well, i must have done something", i figure, but just to be sure, i woke her up and proceeded to fuck her again for ood measure.
Bad idea, one of the worst things in the world is hangover sex. You become so dehydrated that you look like Mr Kennedy after a long match.
... Kennedy. Damn i really should have had some Gatorade first or something.
So she leaves, gives me her number, and I'm left with checking up on all my friends that stayed over and passed out.
Everyone wakes up, cleans the place a bit, and we go off to eat some Quiznos, watch "Superbad" and get some cleaning products to clean up that bloody mess the girl made on my sheets. While that was going on, we all discussed the events from the night before, particularly the drunk memory losses. And here is what we came up with.
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I sat down next to the girl and started saying some wild freaky, and, to be honest, stupid shit. "Me and you should make some hot mixed race babies". I kept asking everyone there how old she was, she kept saying 19, but i didn't believe her. After a while, i told her to come with me to my parents room where we proceeded to talk and then get freaky.
This apparently really bothered "Mama", because not only were the two of them lesbians, they were actually lesbian lovers!!! I snatched a lesbian! Cool!! So "Mama", along with other people kept walking into the room, so i grew tired and locked the door and told Big john to hold it down. Around this time we started fucking and Drunk Memory Lapse 1 ended.
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We were fucking, and apparently "Mama" was pissed. So she was determined to fuck someone else at the party to make her lover jealous. She first tried to hit on ShadowG, talking about his hair and his Georgia accent, but he wasn't biting. She then turned to Blood Red.
"Mama": so when I'm hanging with Maxx at CF (Chinatown Fair, a popular NYC arcade), i see you there, and i gotta be honest. I've been checking you out.
Red: So what are you gonna do about it?
With those simple words, Red's intentions were clear. My parents room was locked, my room was filled with people gaming, my bathroom had my dogs "guarding" it, the second bathroom needed to be operational, and noone was gonna be fucking in the living room. So red took her outside, and by his own words, found a construction site and proceeded to fuck her there.
Yes thats right, he fucked her on a construction site. Win.
"That was real good Red, we should exchange numbers".
"I don't think so girl, you're just too hood for me". Owned.
Cool night huh?
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