The central theme of the show is that Poison front man Bret Michaels is looking to settle down.... with a good ho. Someone what can flash implants and yet be a sweet caring woman in front of his two kids. What a guy. Actually, I'm looking for about the same (without the kids part, but hot dumb blondes with implants are really in demand these days). He is 44 years old, but i highly doubt that no more than 3-4 out of the 25 girls on this show are over 25.
All of these girls have come here to find a relationship, because most likely their past ones failed..... so they wanna try with a 44 year old hair band rocker (who probably did a lot of drugs in his day.... or 4-5 days ago). Its all good, we all know that hot girls like money, and this show doesn't really do anything to dispel that. To all the feminists reading this blog - this show has set your cause back at least 10 years, enjoy.
So the genuine niceness and search for love can be best summed up with the following pictures:
I didn't hear this girl talk much, but Bret did remark about her hot boobs..... this pic speaks volumes
Then we have this little masterpiece, notice the wide array of emotions being displayed. From left to right: "I'm the cool 'smart' girl, i say I'm smart because my boobs are not in your face, that is the definition of intelligence. That and calling other people out on their stupidity", "i really should leave", "i have no implants, but I'm cute and with nice hair, but i gotta out yell these crazy bitches", "I don't have a shot with Brett, but HELLO cameraman", "I'm the oldest and drunkest person here, and Brett will appreciate my defective old vagina". Wonderful.
Damn look at them titties. Shake what the doctor gave ya.
And finally, the cute girl who at the end of this shit will probably be driven to insanity (i think i saw her deck a bitch in the season preview)
Good luck ladies, make your parents proud
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