wow, even though i'm cool as fuck i apparently fail at any type of game recently.
This past weekend i went 0-2 on numbers received.
One was from this hot piece of ass wearing short shorts at this bar my friends and i visited (even though she seemed to be all on my shit during the evening). Hung out, talked, got her number, even played a game of beer pong while she was carefully listening to every awesome word i said, but the number turned out to be faker than her hair.
The second girl was this goth looking chick at Chinatown fair that was playing DDR and wearing large boots while pretty much hanging on to every word i said. She said she was a big game and wrestling fan, even going to a few ROH shows. But when it came time for me to call the number she gave me, an old woman picked up the phone and i realized that i probably got another fake #.
I wonder when a girl gives out a fake number if she just gives a random one or a pre planned one. It would be funny if the same old lady is just getting a bunch of calls from random dudes trying to sound all cool and calm on the phone. Heck, i should just strike up a conversation with that old lady, maybe get a gum job out of it
And as for the online front:
135 "winks" sent
35 emails sent
still no reply!!!!! OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?
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