Why Clubs Suck

A lot of people ask me why i want to dive into online dating when NYC has such a massive nightlife club and bar scene. Very simple - that "scene" for the most part is nothing but a very large business designed to suck out a man's hard working money and the only time it will get you laid is if you're Justin Timberlake or P Diddy.

Here is a very good list of why clubs suck:
1 - The music is too loud - Ever see the supposed girl of your dreams across the room and then start SCREAMING sweet nothings in her ear. She thinks you're a loud mouth psycho with beer on your breath. Which leads me to the next point.
2 - if you want ANY convenience, get ready to pay a LOT - want to sit down? Well then, you're going to have to get bottle service. Yes, that 30 dollar bottle of vodka from the liquor store is being sold for 250 dollars. By the way did we say its a 2 bottle minimum? Thats all good, go mack to that hottie by STANDING the entire time, good luck sucker.
3 - good luck getting in - The door at night clubs is worse than the admission to Harvard Law. Heres some actual quotes from bouncers as well as party promos:
"Gentlemen: 2 bottle min. thats the key" - see above
" but don't bring a lot of guys with you or else they will not let u in without asking u to purchase a table" - so let me get this straight, i gotta already KNOW girls in order to get into a club to GET girls. If i knew so many girls i wouldn't need clubs.
"General Racism" - Youtube vid about racism at the door for proof.
"No sneakers, jeans, jerseys (you know, the stuff black guys wear)" - subtle racism
"you're gonna have to find another place guys" - "wait wasnt i ON the list and didnt i just say i wanted to buy a damn overpriced bottle?". "you're gonna have to find another place guys"
4 - Dane Cook said it best - just because a girl is in the club does NOT mean she wants to meet people (or single for that matter). Maybe she just wants to DAAANCE.
5 - Age, cause MILFs gotta party too - i really don't wanna talk to 35 year olds.
6 - Crowds - in many clubs, make sure you're GOLDEN when hitting on a girl, because with all the crowds there is no chance in hell that you will move from your little spot until about 30 minutes later.
7 - the strip club 2 blocks down the street- you're drunk and noone was feeling you - time to go blow off steam at the strip club. And then you wake up the next day wondering why your credit card is declined everywhere
8 - "Just because im dressed this way does not make me a ho". just because i dress up like a police officer does NOT make me a police officer
9 - "They treat people like shit there? i am SOOO there" - isn it odd how the most and the hottest girls are always in the clubs where they treat people the worse?


Thats just the stuff that i can think of off the top of my head, but yeah clubs suck, except for the fact that there are hot women in them